Why can’t repair men accurately schedule arrival times? I was told 10:30-11 he would be here. It’s now 12:15. Did I really rush my shower time for nothing?
Why do I love tuna noodles so much? I hated it as a kid but now I love it. I eat it all the time. Though, it probably helps that I put a few tablespoons of Tabasco on it.
A pound is a pound–when you gain a pound it seems like a TON. But when you look at a pound of See’s chocolates it’s just so little.
Why do people swear? Like, all the time? On the flip side, why do people have to use big words? Like, all the time? Just talk normal.