So I’m laying here on the bed doing some blog stocking and other random time wasters when I get this relatively gentle but weird sensation in my stomach. Baby is moving right? Nothing I haven’t felt before. I’ve been feeling little twitches, kicks and other sloshing around for a good three or more weeks now. Not even thinking about it I reach down and put my hand on my tummy when I feel this firm tennis ball sized lump protruding from my stomach.
Gross! I’m officially grossed out! This is disgusting! Why can’t I just lay an egg and wait for it to hatch like a chicken?
Did you ever watch the Simpsons episode where homer get his belly fat tested, and he says, ” Woohoo!! look at that blubber fly!!”
Yeah, good luck with that..